You know that I have loved you since I was a wee child, but for the love of *insert preferred deity here*, some of these are so ridiculous. Take “Shuffle” for instance. I do not know a single self-respecting woman who would willingly compete with five other women for the affections of one man who essentially refuses to make a decision; therefore, stringing them all along for an undetermined period of time. If I were in that situation I certainly wouldn’t become the best of friends with each of my rivals. I suppose that is irrelevant since I would never put myself in that situation to begin with. If I ever found myself in such a ridiculous predicament my immediate response would be “fuck you, and enjoy your harem while I go find someone to fawn over me, and wake me up with sex and Starbucks every morning”.