I have finally located, and purchased, a pair of mint pants. My mission is complete.
Thank you kindly! I wish you an exemplary day as well!
My grandmother is sending me a belly dancer’s headdress that she acquired during her recent trip to Israel. I am probably more excited to wear it than I should be. I hope I retire wealthy one day so that I can fly around the planet, and bring my grandchildren awesome gifts. Either that, or the Doctor shows up on my front lawn in the TARDIS, and I can collect a few trinkets of a lifetime. Sigh.